[inter/meta/trans] Fwd: Please forward - The Office presents Simple Cell

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From: Lucy H G <art at workofbox.com>
Date: 1 November 2006 11:00:05 PM PST
To: <intermetatrans-owner at plus1plus1plus.org>
Subject: Please forward

For Immediate Release:
The Office presents Simple Cell, a window into a black hole where a  
driven scientist conducts research in semi-obscurity…to a heavy  
metal soundtrack.

Simple Cell/ the League of Imaginary Scientists
at The Office in Huntington Beach, CA
November 11 - December 8, 2006; Reception:  Saturday, November 11, 6  
- 9 pm
LIVE portal activated during the reception on 11/11



Simple Cell is an exhibition of creative scientific research,  
featuring a unique view into a black hole.  Leading imaginary  
scientists have pooled their resources to open a brief portal to the  
super-massive black hole, Q0906+6930, commonly known as Blazar.  In a  
research experiment gone Blazar, as the scientific community refers  
to it, Dr. Stephan Schleiden and his laboratory were transported into  
Q0906+6930 on 11/11 of last year.  Drs. L. Hernandez Gomez, J.  
Johansen and William T. Madmann have uncovered a porthole into Blazar  
that will open up 11/11/2006.  They have arranged to exhibit the  
porthole in order for the stranded scientist to share his recent  
research on rematerializing the dematerialized.

Overall, Simple Cell suggests the enormity of that which does not  
contain matter.

The band Black Hole generously recorded the soundtrack for Blazar,  
with their timeless song, Black Hole, proving that sound can exist in  
a vacuum.  sound sample at:  http://www.imaginaryscience.org/listen.html

The League of Imaginary Science is a nonexclusive society for self- 
proclaimed quacks.  http://www.imaginaryscience.org

Contributing imaginary scientists...
Dr. L. Hernandez Gomez specializes in inverse biology –  
specifically, the external state of the internal organs.  Hernandez  
Gomez’ inside-out and outside-in technique has brought mass appeal  
to the previously ill-considered innards.  Connecting the Dots is the  
scientist’s recently published manual to the human body.  Leading  
specialist Stephan Schleidan admitted in passing, “Connecting the  
Dots reduces all of biology to simple, interconnected lines – now a  
child of six could be a brain surgeon.”  Dr. L. Hernandez Gomez  
received several advanced degrees from the University of Fernando Póo  
on the Island of Bioko.

Professor J. Johansen is an expert in bagology, a scientific field  
fraught with academic infighting and corporate speculation.  The  
inventor of the non-wrinkling sandwich baggie, he has gone on to  
create a prototype of the bottomless paper bag.  As published in  
Science Biweekly, his is “an advanced form of scientific  
origami.”  In recognition of his early achievements, Harvard  
University predated his degree, granting him a PhD in 1973, the year  
he was born.  In his spare time Professor Johansen contributes to the  
field of plastomology:  his is the largest collection of plastics  
excreted by insects know to exist.

Professor William T. Madmann has spent his career battling teams of  
medical ethicists, and he’s come out ahead.  A world-class evil  
genius second only to Dr. Mabuse of French cinema, Professor Madmann  
asserts that the foremost thinking in science is incompatible with  
notions of “the greater good.”  His seminal research on kitten  
asphyxiation won him the Josef Mengele award in 1973 and made him the  
most popular scientist among a small percent of twelve-year-old boys,  
who, incidentally, strangled their cats.  Professor Madmann conducts  
his research in a secret laboratory in or around the Bermuda Triangle  
with his cat, Muffin.

The illustrious Dr. Stephan Schleidan, founder of tunnel theory, is  
very possibly a distant relative of Matthias Schleiden, founder of  
cell theory. The only scientist known to conduct his research from  
within a black hole – labeled a “black hole vigilante” by  
Science Tuesday – Dr. Schleidan leads government research on the  
exportation or “trash channeling” of green house gases.  He is the  
author of Dirty Worm Holes, the definitive textbook on spelunking  
black holes.  The force behind W.H. “Boss” Hoover’s decision to  
merge his appliance company with NASA, Dr. Schleidan specializes in  
reconstructing dematerialized matter inside a vacuum.



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